d100 Perilous Magic Items

die roll	Item	die roll	Item
1	The Ice Aegis of the Forbidding Bandit	51	The Corroded Broadsword of Hate
2	The Disquieting Gateway of Flagellation	52	The Awesome Porcelain Short Sword of the Devils
3	The Decaying Kettle of the Lost Folly	53	The Bloodthirsty Woolen Gown
4	The Sapphire Garments	54	The Primal Knapsack of Putrescence
5	The Baleful Skull Great-Sword of the Sullied Conjurer	55	The Sepulchral Jade Mattock of Fangs
6	The Good-Omened Tungsten Broadax of the Deadly Wilderness	56	The Cracked Walking Stick of the Horrible North
7	The Twisted Crystal Belt of the Oppressor	57	The Cracked Briar Cincture
8	The Awful Wrap of the Emasculating Squid	58	The Bone Blade of the Nefarious Maiden
9	The Volcanic Sapphire Whip of the Canon	59	The Weeping Cat-O’-Nine-Tails of the Moor
10	The Skull Adorned Zirconium Amulet of the Devils	60	The Mocking Parchment Dress of Tusks
11	The Execrable Pole-Axe of the Shrieking Wanderer	61	The Obscure Tome of the Spiked Gladiator
12	The Devouring Chromium Cutlass of the Unnatural Whore	62	The Cursed Fur Straps of Life
13	The Calamitous Stone Chainmail of Fanaticism	63	The Illusory Fiber Headband of Oblivion
14	The Adamant Coral Tongs of Seeking	64	The Adamant Vanadium Arm Guards of the Universe
15	The Deceitful Needle of Poison	65	The Moaning Fleshy Satchel of Storms
16	The Mighty Lead Saddlebags of the Pirate	66	The Hideous Lead Harness of the Vagabond
17	The Flaming Diamond Statue of the Teeth	67	The Plutonium Armor of the Spider
18	The Disgusting Codpiece of Consuming	68	The Nefarious Opal Mandolin of the Huntsman
19	The Dull Bag of the Weeping Shaman	69	The Wooden Axe of the Flesh
20	The Ceramic Tripod of the Bravo	70	The Flaming Sapphire Pen of the Vivisectionist
21	The Deadly Adamantine Pen of the Flesh Melting Executioner	71	The Oak Crossbow of Irrationality
22	The Cobalt Boots of Peace	72	The Bejeweled Golden Wrap of Hatred
23	The Horrifying Ruby Purse of Shame	73	The Ruinous Diamond Long-Sword of the King
24	The Eternal Earthen Blanket of the Enshrouded Drunk	74	The Porcelain Casket of the Thief
25	The Ice Whip of Pollution	75	The Oak Blade of Debasement
26	The Silver Spiked Club of the Reefs	76	The Corrupted Satin Rag of the Bog
27	The Mighty Flesh Razor of the Road	77	The Opal Decanter of Burning
28	The Bloodthirsty Cincture of Antagonism	78	The Implacable Onyx Drums of Water
29	The Enormous Iron Coat of the Mage	79	The Wretched Oak Tripod of the Drifter
30	The Magical Steel Helmet of the Melting Soothsayer	80	The Whimpering Cast Iron Cage of Mind Reading
31	The Grass Ointment of Blessings	81	The Titanic Wooden Book of the Gloomy Footpad
32	The Immovable Choker of the Cryptic Snows	82	The Spectacular Paper Codpiece
33	The Greasy Bronze Spiked Club of Necrosis	83	The Fog Basket of Speed
34	The Deceitful Staff of the Moon	84	The Colossal Gorget of the Stranger
35	The Cold Iron Rod of Nightmares	85	The Mischievous Magma Coat of the Crumbling Spellbinder
36	The Corroded Paper Wrap of the Healing Cosmos	86	The Demonic Fleshy Shirt of Deviation
37	The Dreaded Quartz Needle of the Indomitable Peaks	87	The Spellbound Fork of Extinction
38	The Sighing Bark Pantaloons of the Swamp	88	The Groaning Cast Iron Crowbar of the Necromantic Reaver
39	The Illusory Vapor Hood of the Scoundrel	89	The Uncanny Vanadium Shield of Poisoning
40	The Inviolate Star-Metal Great-Axe of the Maiden	90	The Wooden Helmet of the Toxic Hands
41	The Chattering Axe of The Undead	91	The Eerie Coral Hauberk of Lunacy
42	The Horrid Ribbon of the Rogue	92	The Emerald Shovel of the Deceiving Drunk
43	The Vile Drum of the Volcanic Priestess	93	The Fearsome Nickel Canteen
44	The Ice Wig of the Pernicious Caverns	94	The Granite Skull Cap of the Demon
45	The Abandoned Leather Kilt of Castration	95	The Esoteric Grass Shoes of the Paladin
46	The Silent Mithril Casket of the Fortune-Hunter	96	The Unlucky Gold Boots of Disgust
47	The Gigantic Vanadium Drum of The Profane	97	The Ancient Sapphire Bludgeon of the Sparkling Wench
48	The Astonishing Paper Socks of Wishing	98	The Shrieking Zirconium Spear of the Arcane Slavers
49	The Emerald Idol of the Frightful Ranger	99	The Bewitched Crossbow of the Strange Past
50	The Basalt Whip of the Glacial Wench	100	The Abhorrent Tungsten Sheath of Castration

Weird Adventure Wednesday

It's back!
By no particular demand...
It's Weird Adventure Wednesday!
Feel free to share with your friends...or enemies!

These ideas are intended as adventure seeds to spark the imagination.  Of course they need to be fleshed out, but...

Weird Adventure Idea:

On a bracing day you encounter a graceful adventurer dressed in a fancy cloak along the road.  The adventurer offers to walk with you for a ways and weaves a tale for you as you travel.  The adventurer says that four weeks journey to the northeast, within The Crevice of Flesh Eating stands The Dripping Cairn of Forgotten Despairs.  It is thought that hidden within the cairn is The Execrable Amethyst Lantern of Barbarity.  The adventurer tells you that a sorcerer seeks this lantern and will pay 1000 gold coins for it!  But beware, for the adventurer warns you that The Fiendish Serpent Men of Flaying enslave all who dare enter that place!

Free Map Monday!

     Here is a small map that I drew on a rainy day quite some time ago for use in a game that I still haven't gotten around to running.  Originally, it was a black and white map on graph paper.  I've since taken the time to color it, and am pretty happy with how it turned out.  It's got some standard cavern things, stalagmites, an underground stream, a waterfall, a fountain with an eerie green obelisk, and of course some giant mushrooms. :-)  

     Fell free to take it, re-share it, use it as is, or change it however you see fit.  Stock it with monsters, treasure, and nefarious traps, or stock it with unicorns, rainbows, and spun sugar.  Whatever you fee like.  So break out your favorite roleplaying game rules, whether it'sTunnels and Trolls, Dungeon Crawl Classics, Far Away Land or anything else you're in to.  If anyone does use it to create an adventure, please feel free to link to your creation in the comments area, I'd love to see your work.

If you enjoy this map, feel free to check out the rest of my blog for more stuff:  

    

New miniatures painting tools

I picked up a couple of Citadel Painting Handles this weekend, and so far, I'm pretty pleased with them.  They are spring loaded and can hold both round and square bases.  They also do a great job of keeping me from touching the paint, which has always been a bit of a problem for me. $8 U.S. from your local hobby store of from the GW web store.

d12 Terrible Places

1.  The Fateful Jail of the Metal Apprentice
2.  The Unholy Tomb of the Lurid Wanderer

3.  The Greasy Reliquary of Amputation
4.  The Bloodcurdling Manor of the Massive Swashbucklers

5.  The Springhouse of the Ill-Omened Champion
6.  The Flesh Melting Reservoir of the Stinking Tricksters
7.  The Harrowing Sinkhole of the Immovable Warlock
8.  The Sullied Wellspring of the Secret Cabalists

9.  The Stinking Viaduct of Transformation

10. The Ghoulish Madhouse of the Time Surgeons

11. The Demonic Lighthouse of Animosity

12. The Scorching Dome of The Unholy Magus

Skullsword's d100 Weird and Wacky Adventure Ideas

Skullsword brings you 100 Weird and Wacky Adventure ideas for Fantasy Roleplaying Games!  Are you out of ideas for the evening?  No idea even where to start?  Well then just get out your trusty d100 and try Skullsword's 100 Weird and Wacky Adventure Ideas, now with more "artwork"!  This version also includes d100 tables for Insane Items, Places of Peril, and Dwellings of Doom!  All for free!

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A Grim World of Perilous Adventure Revisited

Back in 2016, I wrote this post, whistfully wishing for a new edition of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay"

http://jrl755.blogspot.com/2016/06/a-grim-world-of-perilous-adventure.html

Well, Yesterday my wish was granted when I downloaded to PDF of the new edition from Cubicle 7.  I haven't had much time to read it in detail, but so far the game feels true to the first and second editions with none of the "fiddly bits" from third edition.  The artwork looks great, and I'm hoping that there will be a lot of support for it in the future.  Since wishes do seem to come true, my next wish will be for a Chaos supplement so that I can play a Norscan Reaver.  Time to dust of my Chaos Warrior miniatures!

Check it out here: http://cubicle7.co.uk/our-games/warhammer-fantasy-roleplay/

You can get the PDF of the new edition as well as PDFs for the 1st and 2nd edition rules, perfect for all of us old grognards!

So is anyone else as excited about this as I am?

Also, don't forget about Zweihänder, which is an awesome WHFRP clone and is running a  new Kickstarter as we speak!

Under New Ownership!

Skullsword has taken tower from puny sorcerer!  Skullsword used swordcery to make sorcerer silent for good!  It will take time to remove sorcerer stink from tower and replace with barbarian stink.  Welcome to Skullsword's domain!

Last Night's Dungeon Crawl Classics Adventure: Spine Eaters from Hell!

The sad demise of Kragrock Hornhelm the dwarf miner and Jamril the animal trainer.

In our continuing Roll20 Dungeon Crawl Classics funnel adventure on Monday evening, the vengeful townsfolk of Coverdale pressed their pitchfork and torch assault on the Tower of Cyclopentaxor.

The overland map

Having slain the baby-headed rat demons creatures that were infesting the basement storeroom and having burned their nests, the party discovered a chamber with a trapdoor in the floor.

The Tower Cellar

Suspended from the ceiling directly over the trapdoor was a mysterious blue sphere, and similar pale white spheres were suspended over each of the four doors to the chamber.

The battle map

Kragrock Hornhelm, the dwarf miner, bravely strode forth and grasped the iron ring of the trapdoor.  As he began to raise the portal though, the blue sphere dropped from the ceiling, sprouting eight pointy legs and a fanged trunk as it fell.  With uncharacteristic agility, Kragrock managed to roll out of the way of this descending horror and sprang to his feet with his trusty pick ready for battle.  Sadly, the creature was quicker than Kragrock and speared him through the chest with its fanged trunk, spraying Kragrock's compatriots with dwarf blood and fragments of dwarf spine.

Kragrock buys the dirt mine

The party swarmed the beast and managed to defeat it without taking any more serious damage (my dice had gone seriously cold after killing poor Kragrock).  Jones the halfling chicken butcher, wielding the obviously cursed blade that had been transforming his body into something distinctly non-halfling, managed a critical hit and immediately doubled over, his body wracked by yet another transformation.

The cursed blade

Flush with victory, the party almost failed to notice that the white spheres above the doorways had begun to descend.  Gripped by indecision about whether to go though the trapdoor or to engage these new foes, the party hesitated until the white sphere were just above the doorways.  Jamril the animal trainer was the first to act, striding confidently toward the sphere nearest to him with his weapon drawn.  Unfortunately, Jamril's attack had little effect, and as the sphere neared chest height, a fanged trunk emerged from its smooth surface and tore through poor Jamril killing him instantly and once more showering the party with bits of spine.

And the other spheres continued to descend...

Thus ended another glorious evening.

We can DO This! :-)

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