Monday, November 4, 2019

The Adventure of Manchego

Saturday, August 24, 2019


Frank Mentzer, Steve Crompton, and Ken St. Andre all seem to be indicating that Rick Loomis, founder of Flying Buffalo Inc. has died. :-(

Friday, August 23, 2019

A new monster for Thews! The slug man warrior

Here is a new creature for your Thews! game.

Slug men are an abominable combination of man and slug.  They dwell in deep subterranean lairs and are rarely seen by humans.  Legends hold that a great city of slug men lies deep within the earth’s crust and that its residents kidnap humans for use in blasphemous rituals and experiments.   Slug man warriors are the most common slug men and are the most likely to be encountered raiding near the surface.

Download here:

Tuesday, August 13, 2019

Thews! Quick Reference

I've created a Thews! quick reference for the most frequently used tables. It should save time not having to dig through all ten pages of the rulebook. I'll probably add this to the end of the rulebook as well, even though it will cause me to exceed my self-imposed ten page limit.

Thews! is available as a Pay-What-You-Want PDF download from DriveThruRPG here:

Sunday, August 11, 2019

Updated Thews! Character Sheet

I've made some updates to the character sheet for Thews!  I've cleaned it up a bit, added fields for armor Savager bonuses/penalties, and added more snakes.  It will be included in the updated DriveThruRPG version as well.

Tuesday, August 6, 2019

Thews! is now available on drivethrurpg!

The game of barbaric savagery and sinister sorcery is now available as a Pay-What-You-Want download.
Get your copy now and get your Savagery on! :-)

Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Thews Day!

The original play-test edition and the revised edition

The game of barbaric savagery and sinister sorcery!  We have been play-testing my latest beer and pretzels style sword & sorcery roleplaying game Thews!  So far it's going pretty well and I've gotten lots of good feedback from the play-testers.  It's fast, brutal, so so far pretty fun.  I think that it's a much better game than my previous game, Crossbows & Codpieces. :-) . I'm hoping to release Thews! in PDF sometime in the next month.
An actual play photo showing a grocery bag used as a battle-mat

Monday, July 8, 2019

Weird Adventure Wednesday: On a Monday!

On A Cool Evening you are approached by a licentious apprentice at a roadside inn.  The apprentice discloses to you that three months travel to the east, in The Silvered Archipelago of Doom is hidden The Rotten Altar of Woeful Tempests.  It is told that there is hidden The Sanctified Hate Lens of the Dreadful Acolyte.  But beware, for the apprentice warns you that  The Searing Flesh Fiend of Vulgarity inhabits that place!

Monday, February 18, 2019

The 8-bit Barbarian

So, I came across this article on CNN:, and I thought, "This is news?  I do this all the time!"

Why, just the other day, I was climbing down an old dry well, and at the bottom I spied a box, so I climbed down for a closer look.  To my surprise I saw an old Commodore Vic-20 box!  What a find!  except it was surrounded by snakes... and fire.  Fire snakes actually!  As I got closer, the fire snakes were all like, "You shall not have this biz!"  And I was all like, "Oh yes I shall!"  So I climbed back up and got a bucket of water.  Needless to say those fire snakes ran like crazy when they saw me coming back.  I grabbed the box and climbed out before they got any more ideas.  Fire snakes can be kind of dumb.

When I got out of the well I opened the box and to my surprise, there wasn't a Vic-20 in it at all, but rather a Commodore 64.  It was pretty nasty too, having gotten all dirty and yellow sitting at the bottom of that well.  So I took it home and cleaned it up.  Even clean though, it was still all yellow from being in that stanky old well for who know how long.

 Before I invested too much time in this thing though, I figured that I should check to see if it worked, so I plugged it in, powered it on, and got exactly nothing.  Well, not quite nothing.  The power light came on but the screen was blank.  "Hmmmm", I though.  "Seems like it might be a memory problem."  So, I used the old tried and true, "feel the ram chips" method of testing, and sure enough, one of those chips was hotter than a fire snake!  That usually means that the chip is bad.   Breaking out my trusty soldering iron, I replaced the bad memory chip with one that I had lying around (yes, I have that sort of stuff lying around), and voila!  I had a working Commodore 64.

After giving myself a few chemical burns while restoring the plastic to its original color, I was ready to play Temple of Apshai!

Take that, Attic Guy!  (I'm just kidding.  It was awesome that his apple was still working) Original Nerds, represent!;-)
So maybe the well was Ebay, and maybe the fire snakes were the people trying to outbid me, but the rest is fact. :-)