On an overcast afternoon you come across a glassy eyed barbarian in a crowded market. The barbarian tells you a rumor that 4 weeks ride to the southwest, along the Foggy Shores, can be found the Subterranean Abbey of Reality. It is said that there can be found the Crude Lead Cutlass of the Gleaming Evoker. But beware, for the barbarian tells you that it is told the Phantasmal Pit Fiend of Banality dismembers all who come near!