d100 Perilous Magic Items

die roll	Item	die roll	Item
1	The Ice Aegis of the Forbidding Bandit	51	The Corroded Broadsword of Hate
2	The Disquieting Gateway of Flagellation	52	The Awesome Porcelain Short Sword of the Devils
3	The Decaying Kettle of the Lost Folly	53	The Bloodthirsty Woolen Gown
4	The Sapphire Garments	54	The Primal Knapsack of Putrescence
5	The Baleful Skull Great-Sword of the Sullied Conjurer	55	The Sepulchral Jade Mattock of Fangs
6	The Good-Omened Tungsten Broadax of the Deadly Wilderness	56	The Cracked Walking Stick of the Horrible North
7	The Twisted Crystal Belt of the Oppressor	57	The Cracked Briar Cincture
8	The Awful Wrap of the Emasculating Squid	58	The Bone Blade of the Nefarious Maiden
9	The Volcanic Sapphire Whip of the Canon	59	The Weeping Cat-O’-Nine-Tails of the Moor
10	The Skull Adorned Zirconium Amulet of the Devils	60	The Mocking Parchment Dress of Tusks
11	The Execrable Pole-Axe of the Shrieking Wanderer	61	The Obscure Tome of the Spiked Gladiator
12	The Devouring Chromium Cutlass of the Unnatural Whore	62	The Cursed Fur Straps of Life
13	The Calamitous Stone Chainmail of Fanaticism	63	The Illusory Fiber Headband of Oblivion
14	The Adamant Coral Tongs of Seeking	64	The Adamant Vanadium Arm Guards of the Universe
15	The Deceitful Needle of Poison	65	The Moaning Fleshy Satchel of Storms
16	The Mighty Lead Saddlebags of the Pirate	66	The Hideous Lead Harness of the Vagabond
17	The Flaming Diamond Statue of the Teeth	67	The Plutonium Armor of the Spider
18	The Disgusting Codpiece of Consuming	68	The Nefarious Opal Mandolin of the Huntsman
19	The Dull Bag of the Weeping Shaman	69	The Wooden Axe of the Flesh
20	The Ceramic Tripod of the Bravo	70	The Flaming Sapphire Pen of the Vivisectionist
21	The Deadly Adamantine Pen of the Flesh Melting Executioner	71	The Oak Crossbow of Irrationality
22	The Cobalt Boots of Peace	72	The Bejeweled Golden Wrap of Hatred
23	The Horrifying Ruby Purse of Shame	73	The Ruinous Diamond Long-Sword of the King
24	The Eternal Earthen Blanket of the Enshrouded Drunk	74	The Porcelain Casket of the Thief
25	The Ice Whip of Pollution	75	The Oak Blade of Debasement
26	The Silver Spiked Club of the Reefs	76	The Corrupted Satin Rag of the Bog
27	The Mighty Flesh Razor of the Road	77	The Opal Decanter of Burning
28	The Bloodthirsty Cincture of Antagonism	78	The Implacable Onyx Drums of Water
29	The Enormous Iron Coat of the Mage	79	The Wretched Oak Tripod of the Drifter
30	The Magical Steel Helmet of the Melting Soothsayer	80	The Whimpering Cast Iron Cage of Mind Reading
31	The Grass Ointment of Blessings	81	The Titanic Wooden Book of the Gloomy Footpad
32	The Immovable Choker of the Cryptic Snows	82	The Spectacular Paper Codpiece
33	The Greasy Bronze Spiked Club of Necrosis	83	The Fog Basket of Speed
34	The Deceitful Staff of the Moon	84	The Colossal Gorget of the Stranger
35	The Cold Iron Rod of Nightmares	85	The Mischievous Magma Coat of the Crumbling Spellbinder
36	The Corroded Paper Wrap of the Healing Cosmos	86	The Demonic Fleshy Shirt of Deviation
37	The Dreaded Quartz Needle of the Indomitable Peaks	87	The Spellbound Fork of Extinction
38	The Sighing Bark Pantaloons of the Swamp	88	The Groaning Cast Iron Crowbar of the Necromantic Reaver
39	The Illusory Vapor Hood of the Scoundrel	89	The Uncanny Vanadium Shield of Poisoning
40	The Inviolate Star-Metal Great-Axe of the Maiden	90	The Wooden Helmet of the Toxic Hands
41	The Chattering Axe of The Undead	91	The Eerie Coral Hauberk of Lunacy
42	The Horrid Ribbon of the Rogue	92	The Emerald Shovel of the Deceiving Drunk
43	The Vile Drum of the Volcanic Priestess	93	The Fearsome Nickel Canteen
44	The Ice Wig of the Pernicious Caverns	94	The Granite Skull Cap of the Demon
45	The Abandoned Leather Kilt of Castration	95	The Esoteric Grass Shoes of the Paladin
46	The Silent Mithril Casket of the Fortune-Hunter	96	The Unlucky Gold Boots of Disgust
47	The Gigantic Vanadium Drum of The Profane	97	The Ancient Sapphire Bludgeon of the Sparkling Wench
48	The Astonishing Paper Socks of Wishing	98	The Shrieking Zirconium Spear of the Arcane Slavers
49	The Emerald Idol of the Frightful Ranger	99	The Bewitched Crossbow of the Strange Past
50	The Basalt Whip of the Glacial Wench	100	The Abhorrent Tungsten Sheath of Castration