Friday, September 7, 2018

Friday Five: Five Gruesome Geographic Locations


Today's Friday: Five gruesome geographic locations:





1. The Mind Destroying Swamplands of the Singing Barbarians

2. The Eerie Crags of the Primitive Crone Cult

3. The Loathsome Scrublands of Timeless Delirium

4. The Calamitous Gulf of the Smoking Initiates

5. The Perilous Jungle of the Fiendish Vivisectionist




Thursday, September 6, 2018

d100 Perilous Magic Items

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 Item
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 Item
1
The Ice Aegis of the Forbidding Bandit
51
The Corroded Broadsword of Hate
2
The Disquieting Gateway of Flagellation
52
The Awesome Porcelain Short Sword of the Devils
3
The Decaying Kettle of the Lost Folly
53
The Bloodthirsty Woolen Gown
4
The Sapphire Garments
54
The Primal Knapsack of Putrescence
5
The Baleful Skull Great-Sword of the Sullied Conjurer
55
The Sepulchral Jade Mattock of Fangs
6
The Good-Omened Tungsten Broadax of the Deadly Wilderness
56
The Cracked Walking Stick of the Horrible North
7
The Twisted Crystal Belt of the Oppressor
57
The Cracked Briar Cincture
8
The Awful Wrap of the Emasculating Squid
58
The Bone Blade of the Nefarious Maiden
9
The Volcanic Sapphire Whip of the Canon
59
The Weeping Cat-O’-Nine-Tails of the Moor
10
The Skull Adorned Zirconium Amulet of the Devils
60
The Mocking Parchment Dress of Tusks
11
The Execrable Pole-Axe of the Shrieking Wanderer
61
The Obscure Tome of the Spiked Gladiator
12
The Devouring Chromium Cutlass of the Unnatural Whore
62
The Cursed Fur Straps of Life
13
The Calamitous Stone Chainmail of Fanaticism
63
The Illusory Fiber Headband of Oblivion
14
The Adamant Coral Tongs of Seeking
64
The Adamant Vanadium Arm Guards of the Universe
15
The Deceitful Needle of Poison
65
The Moaning Fleshy Satchel of Storms
16
The Mighty Lead Saddlebags of the Pirate
66
The Hideous Lead Harness of the Vagabond
17
The Flaming Diamond Statue of the Teeth
67
The Plutonium Armor of the Spider
18
The Disgusting Codpiece of Consuming
68
The Nefarious Opal Mandolin of the Huntsman
19
The Dull Bag of the Weeping Shaman
69
The Wooden Axe of the Flesh
20
The Ceramic Tripod of the Bravo
70
The Flaming Sapphire Pen of the Vivisectionist
21
The Deadly Adamantine Pen of the Flesh Melting Executioner
71
The Oak Crossbow of Irrationality
22
The Cobalt Boots of Peace
72
The Bejeweled Golden Wrap of Hatred
23
The Horrifying Ruby Purse of Shame
73
The Ruinous Diamond Long-Sword of the King
24
The Eternal Earthen Blanket of the Enshrouded Drunk
74
The Porcelain Casket of the Thief
25
The Ice Whip of Pollution
75
The Oak Blade of Debasement
26
The Silver Spiked Club of the Reefs
76
The Corrupted Satin Rag of the Bog
27
The Mighty Flesh Razor of the Road
77
The Opal Decanter of Burning
28
The Bloodthirsty Cincture of Antagonism
78
The Implacable Onyx Drums of Water
29
The Enormous Iron Coat of the Mage
79
The Wretched Oak Tripod of the Drifter
30
The Magical Steel Helmet of the Melting Soothsayer
80
The Whimpering Cast Iron Cage of Mind Reading
31
The Grass Ointment of Blessings
81
The Titanic Wooden Book of the Gloomy Footpad
32
The Immovable Choker of the Cryptic Snows
82
The Spectacular Paper Codpiece
33
The Greasy Bronze Spiked Club of Necrosis
83
The Fog Basket of Speed
34
The Deceitful Staff of the Moon
84
The Colossal Gorget of the Stranger
35
The Cold Iron Rod of Nightmares
85
The Mischievous Magma Coat of the Crumbling Spellbinder
36
The Corroded Paper Wrap of the Healing Cosmos
86
The Demonic Fleshy Shirt of Deviation
37
The Dreaded Quartz Needle of the Indomitable Peaks
87
The Spellbound Fork of Extinction
38
The Sighing Bark Pantaloons of the Swamp
88
The Groaning Cast Iron Crowbar of the Necromantic Reaver
39
The Illusory Vapor Hood of the Scoundrel
89
The Uncanny Vanadium Shield of Poisoning
40
The Inviolate Star-Metal Great-Axe of the Maiden
90
The Wooden Helmet of the Toxic Hands
41
The Chattering Axe of The Undead
91
The Eerie Coral Hauberk of Lunacy
42
The Horrid Ribbon of the Rogue
92
The Emerald Shovel of the Deceiving Drunk
43
The Vile Drum of the Volcanic Priestess
93
The Fearsome Nickel Canteen
44
The Ice Wig of the Pernicious Caverns
94
The Granite Skull Cap of the Demon
45
The Abandoned Leather Kilt of Castration
95
The Esoteric Grass Shoes of the Paladin
46
The Silent Mithril Casket of the Fortune-Hunter
96
The Unlucky Gold Boots of Disgust
47
The Gigantic Vanadium Drum of The Profane
97
The Ancient Sapphire Bludgeon of the Sparkling Wench
48
The Astonishing Paper Socks of Wishing
98
The Shrieking Zirconium Spear of the Arcane Slavers
49
The Emerald Idol of the Frightful Ranger
99
The Bewitched Crossbow of the Strange Past
50
The Basalt Whip of the Glacial Wench
100
The Abhorrent Tungsten Sheath of Castration