d100 Table of 100 insane Items (Free PDF)

I've put together a table of 100 Insane Items in PDF form for any fantasy RPG.  It's up to you to stat them out for your particular game system, but the next time you need a MacGuffin for your players to quest for, consider one of these.

Wednesday Wondrous Adventures

This weeks' Wednesday Wondrous Adventure takes us to the Gorge of Savagery!

On a rainy autumn morning you encounter a cordial champion at a crossroads.  The champion discloses to you that 21 days journey to the northwest, over the Crumbling Gorge of Savagery, was built the Blasted Prison.  It is whispered that there is hidden the Adamant Skull of the Plague Bringer.  But beware, for it is said that the Flesh Melting Musician of Abuse stalks that place!

I think that I would be pretty scared of that musician...

Miniatures Monday

This week we have a lizardman bard.  I'm sure that this guy would be an asset to any party, beating his drum to scare away the flies or some nonsense like that.  I'm pretty sure that the only thing more useful than this guy would be an orc bard playing a rusty saw.  :-)  Seriously though, I did have fun painting this one.

Updated Sungor Map

Here is a revised version of my post apocalyptic Sword and Sorcery world done in Campaign Cartographer.  I've filled in more of the blank areas.  A few islands have been left empty though for future development...

I Made a Thing: 1,001 Weird and Wacky Adventure Ideas

I call it 1,001 Weird and Wacky Adventure Ideas, and  you can download it here.  It's intended to be free, however donations are accepted from those who really, really enjoy it at Paypal:  jrl755@hotmail.com or Google Wallet:  jrl755@gmail.com :-)  I put an epub version out there too for those with e-readers.  It was fun to do and I hope that people have some fun with it.

Wednesday Wondrous Adventures

I'm kicking off a new weekly thing to go along with Miniatures Monday.  I'm calling it Wednesday Wondrous Adventures, but how wondrous it is remains to be seen.  Each week, I will post a different adventure seed to hopefully spark the imaginations of the the readers of this blog.  I hope that you enjoy them!


On a damp day you meet an elderly Hobo wandering about aimlessly.  The Hobo tells you that 9 days journey to the east, in the Contemptible Mountains of Sorrow, lies the Broken Abbey of Distortion.  It is rumored that there can be found the Enchanted Brass Tome of the Mind Spider

Not sure that it's worth the trip really...

So, years ago, when I was doing a lot of programming, I wrote a random adventure hook creation program.  It came up with some crazy sounding adventures and was really pretty lame, but I loved it.  Sadly somewhere along the way I lost the source code and the input files.  All that I had left was a printout with four "adventures" that it had created.  Well, I finally decided to dust off my very rusty programming skills and write a new version.  The original was written in perl, but this time I decided to try python.  Here is the results of the first run of the new version:

On a humid afternoon you meet a dandyish Bard at an inn.  The Bard tells you that 6 days journey to the south, in the dreaded chasm of impurity, can be found the depraved bridge of defilement.  It is rumored that there is hidden the broken lead short sword of derangement.

I imagine that a lot of adventurers would just say, "Yeah, thanks, but I think we'll pass..."  :-)

Miniatures Monday

This week we have a red cloaked assassin from the Wastelands of Sungor.  Not my best work, but then they can't all be gems I guess. :-)

Miniatures Monday

My first miniature of 2015 is quite fittingly, a barbarian.  Here we see a wandering barbarian leaning upon his great sword and pointing to the horizon.  What is he pointing at?  Could it be the approaching armies of his enemies, or could it be the treasure filled tower of some evil wizard?

What do you think he is pointing at?

Happy Birthday Professor Tolkien

Who would have been 113 years old today.

I feel like I should bake a nice seed cake and sit by the fire.

Happy New Year!

Wishing everyone who reads this blog (and everyone who doesn't) a happy and healthy new year!

Savagery and Sorcery

So for quite some time, I've been playing around with the idea of running a game that I call The Savage Sorcerers of Sungor.  It was intended as a Savage Worlds fantasy setting.  The idea was to have a game world that was inspired by Thundarr the Barbarian, the Den and Taarna segments of the film Heavy Metal, and Gamma World.  This was then all to be done up to look like a Frank Frazetta painting.  Now this all sounds and looks good in my head, but of course things have been holding me back.  I kept telling myself that I didn't have time and was too busy to work on the world, and maybe partly that was true, but the real issue that was holding me back (beyond laziness) was that I didn't have a map.  I could see places in my head, but they had no spatial relationship to one another.  I knew what things were, but I had no idea where they were.  I needed a map, and started digging through my folders to find one.  I had worked on a map a few years ago that I really liked and thought that is might just do, so I cleaned it up in GIMP and I was pretty happy with the results.

I like this map a lot.  I could do a lot of things with this map, but this map isn't Sungor.  Something just wasn't right, and honestly I couldn't say what.  It just didn't feel right for the game that I wanted.  So things languished again as I had no map.
I've been meaning to play around with Campaign Cartographer for some time, and owing to having lots of unplanned free time over Christmas while I fought off some sort of virus, I got the chance.  I loaded the map above into Campaign Cartographer and traced it, adding some land to the west along with a few more islands, and then I set to work adding in the terrain.  What I wound up with was this:

Now this is more of what I imagined Sungor looking like.  It has the Smoldering Sea where the ancient and terrible city of Sungor lies.  It has the Great Bog, where the mighty hero Yaard was birthed.  It has the Western Wastelands, home to all manner of mutant horrors.  It has the trackless Jungle of Hroon with its lost cities and giant serpents.  It has the vast Crater of Uul, wherein lies the sinister city of the Wizard Lizards.  In short, this was the map that I was looking for.  Well, maybe a bit more brown, but I'm still learning the tool.  So, does this mean that I'll run the game?  Maybe, but even if I don't, I've got a map to start from and something to start working on adventures to amuse myself.
I did a bit of adjustment to the background color to make some of the terrain features easier to see.  I'm still not sure which version I like better, but this one certainly prints better.

Miniatures Monday

This week's Miniatures Monday has a holiday theme.  The dreaded Krampus Lurks outside a humble dwelling, while inside the naughty children cower.  The naughty children will be punished by beatings with the Krampus's switch, while the VERY naughty ones will be tossed into his barrel and taken away, never to be seen again.  Germanic Christmas was not necessarily the happiest time of the year...

Lurking outside the door

Avoid the barrel at all costs

I had trouble deciding what color to paint him since I've seen depictions of Krampus in a number of different colors.  In the end I went with a dark shade of purple highlighted in grey.  I tried a darker wash on the horns than the one that I usually use, and I think that they came out looking pretty good.

Winter is here

Sunset on the Winter Solstice as seen from my window.  Thus begins the longest night of the year.

Here is eternal spring; for you the very stars of heaven are new

For here, even though winter approaches and the days grow short, I can still find some measure of springtime.

So I realize that there is a whole generation of kids that grew up dreaming about going to school at Hogwarts, and for most of them it was just that, a dream.   I was very fortunate, for very long before there ever was a Hogwarts, and the stars were new,  I went to school here.  So eat you heart out Harry Potter. ;-)