I'm kicking off a new weekly thing to go along with Miniatures Monday. I'm calling it Wednesday Wondrous Adventures, but how wondrous it is remains to be seen. Each week, I will post a different adventure seed to hopefully spark the imaginations of the the readers of this blog. I hope that you enjoy them!
On a damp day you meet an elderly Hobo wandering about aimlessly. The Hobo tells you that 9 days journey to the east, in the Contemptible Mountains of Sorrow, lies the Broken Abbey of Distortion. It is rumored that there can be found the Enchanted Brass Tome of the Mind Spider

From the smoking ruins of The Silent Sorcerer's tower, Skullsword sends forth nonsensical artwork and useless gaming tools. He also likes to discuss RPGs, boardgames, miniatures painting, writing, movies, books, and whatever else strikes his fancy. Mostly though, his goal is to provide fun and goofy things to inspire others in their games. Enjoy!
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
Monday, January 12, 2015
Not sure that it's worth the trip really...
So, years ago, when I was doing a lot of programming, I wrote a random adventure hook creation program. It came up with some crazy sounding adventures and was really pretty lame, but I loved it. Sadly somewhere along the way I lost the source code and the input files. All that I had left was a printout with four "adventures" that it had created. Well, I finally decided to dust off my very rusty programming skills and write a new version. The original was written in perl, but this time I decided to try python. Here is the results of the first run of the new version:
On a humid afternoon you meet a dandyish Bard at an inn. The Bard tells you that 6 days journey to the south, in the dreaded chasm of impurity, can be found the depraved bridge of defilement. It is rumored that there is hidden the broken lead short sword of derangement.
I imagine that a lot of adventurers would just say, "Yeah, thanks, but I think we'll pass..." :-)
Miniatures Monday
This week we have a red cloaked assassin from the Wastelands of Sungor. Not my best work, but then they can't all be gems I guess. :-)
Monday, January 5, 2015
Miniatures Monday
My first miniature of 2015 is quite fittingly, a barbarian. Here we see a wandering barbarian leaning upon his great sword and pointing to the horizon. What is he pointing at? Could it be the approaching armies of his enemies, or could it be the treasure filled tower of some evil wizard?
What do you think he is pointing at?
What do you think he is pointing at?
Saturday, January 3, 2015
Happy Birthday Professor Tolkien
Who would have been 113 years old today.
I feel like I should bake a nice seed cake and sit by the fire.
I feel like I should bake a nice seed cake and sit by the fire.
Thursday, January 1, 2015
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
Savagery and Sorcery
So for quite some time, I've been playing around with the idea of running a game that I call The Savage Sorcerers of Sungor. It was intended as a Savage Worlds fantasy setting. The idea was to have a game world that was inspired by Thundarr the Barbarian, the Den and Taarna segments of the film Heavy Metal, and Gamma World. This was then all to be done up to look like a Frank Frazetta painting. Now this all sounds and looks good in my head, but of course things have been holding me back. I kept telling myself that I didn't have time and was too busy to work on the world, and maybe partly that was true, but the real issue that was holding me back (beyond laziness) was that I didn't have a map. I could see places in my head, but they had no spatial relationship to one another. I knew what things were, but I had no idea where they were. I needed a map, and started digging through my folders to find one. I had worked on a map a few years ago that I really liked and thought that is might just do, so I cleaned it up in GIMP and I was pretty happy with the results.
I like this map a lot. I could do a lot of things with this map, but this map isn't Sungor. Something just wasn't right, and honestly I couldn't say what. It just didn't feel right for the game that I wanted. So things languished again as I had no map.
I've been meaning to play around with Campaign Cartographer for some time, and owing to having lots of unplanned free time over Christmas while I fought off some sort of virus, I got the chance. I loaded the map above into Campaign Cartographer and traced it, adding some land to the west along with a few more islands, and then I set to work adding in the terrain. What I wound up with was this:
Now this is more of what I imagined Sungor looking like. It has the Smoldering Sea where the ancient and terrible city of Sungor lies. It has the Great Bog, where the mighty hero Yaard was birthed. It has the Western Wastelands, home to all manner of mutant horrors. It has the trackless Jungle of Hroon with its lost cities and giant serpents. It has the vast Crater of Uul, wherein lies the sinister city of the Wizard Lizards. In short, this was the map that I was looking for. Well, maybe a bit more brown, but I'm still learning the tool. So, does this mean that I'll run the game? Maybe, but even if I don't, I've got a map to start from and something to start working on adventures to amuse myself.
I did a bit of adjustment to the background color to make some of the terrain features easier to see. I'm still not sure which version I like better, but this one certainly prints better.
I like this map a lot. I could do a lot of things with this map, but this map isn't Sungor. Something just wasn't right, and honestly I couldn't say what. It just didn't feel right for the game that I wanted. So things languished again as I had no map.
I've been meaning to play around with Campaign Cartographer for some time, and owing to having lots of unplanned free time over Christmas while I fought off some sort of virus, I got the chance. I loaded the map above into Campaign Cartographer and traced it, adding some land to the west along with a few more islands, and then I set to work adding in the terrain. What I wound up with was this:
Now this is more of what I imagined Sungor looking like. It has the Smoldering Sea where the ancient and terrible city of Sungor lies. It has the Great Bog, where the mighty hero Yaard was birthed. It has the Western Wastelands, home to all manner of mutant horrors. It has the trackless Jungle of Hroon with its lost cities and giant serpents. It has the vast Crater of Uul, wherein lies the sinister city of the Wizard Lizards. In short, this was the map that I was looking for. Well, maybe a bit more brown, but I'm still learning the tool. So, does this mean that I'll run the game? Maybe, but even if I don't, I've got a map to start from and something to start working on adventures to amuse myself.
I did a bit of adjustment to the background color to make some of the terrain features easier to see. I'm still not sure which version I like better, but this one certainly prints better.
Monday, December 22, 2014
Miniatures Monday
This week's Miniatures Monday has a holiday theme. The dreaded Krampus Lurks outside a humble dwelling, while inside the naughty children cower. The naughty children will be punished by beatings with the Krampus's switch, while the VERY naughty ones will be tossed into his barrel and taken away, never to be seen again. Germanic Christmas was not necessarily the happiest time of the year...
I had trouble deciding what color to paint him since I've seen depictions of Krampus in a number of different colors. In the end I went with a dark shade of purple highlighted in grey. I tried a darker wash on the horns than the one that I usually use, and I think that they came out looking pretty good.
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Lurking outside the door |
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Avoid the barrel at all costs |
Sunday, December 21, 2014
Saturday, December 20, 2014
Here is eternal spring; for you the very stars of heaven are new
For here, even though winter approaches and the days grow short, I can still find some measure of springtime.
So I realize that there is a whole generation of kids that grew up dreaming about going to school at Hogwarts, and for most of them it was just that, a dream. I was very fortunate, for very long before there ever was a Hogwarts, and the stars were new, I went to school here. So eat you heart out Harry Potter. ;-)
So I realize that there is a whole generation of kids that grew up dreaming about going to school at Hogwarts, and for most of them it was just that, a dream. I was very fortunate, for very long before there ever was a Hogwarts, and the stars were new, I went to school here. So eat you heart out Harry Potter. ;-)
Friday, December 19, 2014
Free Maps - Hero System
I haven't done a Free Map Friday in a long time, so I'm way past due. Here is a set of maps that I did about 9 years ago for a Fantasy hero game. It's a lost tomb and includes the overall map along with scale combat maps for use with miniatures.
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The whole tomb complex |
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Combat Map 1: The Chasm |
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Combat Map 2: The Flooded Hallway |
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Combat Map 3: The Flooded Chamber |
There were skeletons under the water near the columns waiting to rise as the PCs past them.
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Combat Map 4: The Antechamber of the Statue |
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Combat Map 5: The Crypt |
Wednesday, December 17, 2014
Barbarian Twins
Here are two identical miniatures that I did in different paint schemes about a year apart. The one on the left is older, and I like to think that the one on my right shows that my skills are improving a bit.
Have Yourself a Barrowmaze Christmas!
The miniatures from the Barrowmaze Complete Indiegogo Campaign just showed up and they are really sweet! I've long been a fan of Otherworld Miniatures, but the shipping costs from the U.K. have kept them a bit out of my price range. I was really excited that Barrowmaze was going to include miniatures from Otherworld, and now I have them in my hands. I'm sure that I will be painting some of these in the coming months, so stay tuned for more details.
The miniatures come in a very nice zippered case with foam inserts. Very professional!
The book should be showing up any day now!
The miniatures come in a very nice zippered case with foam inserts. Very professional!
The book should be showing up any day now!
Death in the Tower of the Tongue!
So tonight we finished our zero level funnel foray into Cyclopentaxor's castle. The party has already been depleted by two characters after their encounters with the skeletons and the bat people, so it was with 10 remaining that they faced the iron throne of skulls. There was skeletal liquification, incineration from within, creative uses for a skeleton-less corpse, a water slide (somebody got stuck in the pipe), and a pitched battle with a giant tongue that tore the flesh from its victims. Five of the original twelve characters managed to survive, and I think that it all went fairly well. I for one had a blast. :-) There is a lot more to say, but I'm not sure that I could do it all justice.
Monday, December 15, 2014
Miniatures Monday
This week's miniatures Monday takes us to the lightless caverns far beneath the earth. There in those night haunted vaults dwell the dreaded mushroom people! I can't help but imagine that a small village of Smurfs lives on him though.
For next week I plan to have a bit of a holiday theme to celebrate the season.
For next week I plan to have a bit of a holiday theme to celebrate the season.
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